Her modeling career has not been going well lately. Aubrey turned out to be a real cad. And gay too! As she breathes in the faint smell of evaporating acetone, she casually flips through the latest copy of French Vogue while her camoflauge green nail polish dries. Suddenly she notices an article entitled: "Why is the divorce rate is so high?" and for the first time in years wonders what her life would have been like had she stayed home in Nebraska.
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