“Instant Democracy”™
by Max Singer

Now, from USA&CoInc.com™…

…(the people that brought you Instant Beauty, Instant Wealth and Viagra)…

…it’s “Instant Democracy”.™

With “Instant Democracy”™ you can skip nearly 300 years of Indian Wars, Witchburnings, Revolution, Slave Uprisings, Civil War, Lynchings, Labor Unrest, Draft Riots and the like,(1) and go directly to The End of History.

“Instant Democracy”™ is perfect for you Third-World Dictatorships, Middle Eastern Theocracies and Tribal Fiefdoms ready to trade-in their Unprofitable old-style Agrarian Society and trade-up to an American-style Capitalist Democracy⁽²⁾, where you’ll seldom hear a discouraging word ⁽³⁾ as you watch the deer and antelope roam ⁽⁴⁾ from the safety of your gated community.

“Instant Democracy”™ comes complete with:
• Up to $10 billion in IMF credit ⁽⁵⁾
• A new Constitution with “Fill-in-the-Blank” Bill of Rights ⁽⁶⁾
• Haliburton’s “Nation Building Blocks” Starter Set ⁽⁷⁾
• A signed copy of Oprah’s “Cultural Makeovers: 30 Days to a Sleeker Society” ⁽⁸⁾
• A Get Out Of The Hague Free card ⁽⁹⁾
• Your first MacDonald’s, Gap and Body Shop ABSOLUTELY FREE! ⁽¹⁰⁾

“Instant Democracy”™ is Simple, Painless and leaves the MAA (Minimum Available Amount) of messy CDR (Collateral Damage Residue). ⁽¹¹⁾

And, best of all, “Instant Democracy”™ costs YOU, absolutely NOTHING AT ALL!

Just open your markets, labor force and natural resources to exploitation by USA&Coinc.com’s approved list of multinational corporations.

Call today and receive…
• A Complimentary Karaoke Version of your new National Anthem “We Did it Their Way"

Plus…
• A no obligation, on-site inspection by the 200,000 members of our highly trained all-volunteer sales force.

Join our List of Satisfied Customers that includes: Bosnia, Kosova, Somalia, Panama, Haiti, Guatemala and many others.⁽¹²⁾

UNREADABLE LEGAL DISCLAIMERS

1. List of bypassable events may vary from country to country and shall not be taken to represent an acceptance of liability by USA&Coinc.com for anything at all, nor does it constitute an admission that any such events ever transpired.
2. USA&Coinc.com is not responsible for increases in cancer, heart disease, depression, obesity and other conditions associated with such transitions.
3. The exact number of discouraging words not heard may vary from country to country depending on the degree of market saturation by media wholly-owned or subsidiaries of AOLTimeWarner, NewsCorp, MTV or Disney.
4. The exact number and species of roaming mammals may vary from country to country depending upon the amount of natural habitat remaining at time of signing not subject to or covered by prior resource exploitation agreements.
5. Exact amount of IMF credit may vary from country to country. IMF retains rights to restructure Economy, Banking System. Legal Code and Social Welfare System and may call in entire amount due at any time. See Tony for exact amount of vig.
6. Actual rights of citizens may vary from country to country and does not necessarily bear any resemblance to rights previously reserved for some citizens of of USA&Coinc. Com and territories. Does not apply to states with oil reserves exceeding that of USA&Coinc.com.
7. Haliburton “Nation Building Blocks” Starter Set includes oil production, refining and delivery modules. Water, gas, electric, wireless and cable available at additional cost. Free Press not yet FCC approved.
8. Results of Oprah Makeover may vary from country to country. Best results obvtained when accompanied by Oprah’s “Austerity Diet Plan" under the supervision of an IMF Economic Team.
9. Get Out Of Hague Free Card requires minimum deposit of $100 million in non interest-bearing offshore account.
10. Free franchises require commitment to purchase 10,000 additional units.
11. The exact amount of CDR (Collateral damage Residue) may vary from country to country. Minimum CDR based on “Arthur Anderson Best Case Scenario” calculations. USA&Coinc.com not liable if CDR exceeds estimate.
12. Complete list of satisfied customers of USDA&Coinc.com available upon request in 30 years through Freedom of Information Act.