Subject:
RoadMap1.0
beta version
by Max Singer

To:
“fatboy” <asharon@israel.net>
“newguy” <massen@pa.net>
Cc:
“tut” <hmubarak@egypt.gov>
“junior” <khussein@jordan.gov>

We are pleased to announce the following upgrades to RoadMap1.0 beta version are now available for free download at www.usa.gov/peaceprocesses/middleeast/ roadmap/fixes.

RoadMap1.1
–corrects software bug which causes “fatal system error” when the following options are selected from the Pick-A-Nickname-For-My-Travelling-Companion file menu: Butcher of Beirut, Good-For-Nothing-Arab-Terrorist-Bastard, Thieving Jew Oppressor and Cowardly-Murderer-of-Innocent-Children. In RoadMap1.1 upgrade, Israeli and Palestinian Players will only be identified as Driver 1 and Driver 2.

RoadMap1.7
–corrects software bug which causes “system crash” when both drivers click How to Play option. Enables multiple Colin Powell Tour Guide clones.

RoadMap2.8
–corrects software bug which causes “Continual Loop” when both drivers click It’s Your Turn to Drive icon.

RoadMap3.3–corrects software bug which enables Driver 2 to select “Yarmulke and Tallis” option from What to Pack menu.

RoadMap4.9–corrects system bug which causes “Tank” rather than “Towtruck” to appear when Driver 2 clicks AAA icon in Help Menu.

RoadMap5.2
–corrects software bug which causes “Right of Return” to appear rather than “Right Turn” when Driver 2 clicks Directions to Jerusalem icon.

RoadMap6.4
–corrects software bug which causes “We will drive them into the sea” rather than the correct “We will drive them off the tee,” to appear when Driver 1 clicks Get More Info for Ramallah Golf Resort.

RoadMap7.3
–corrects software bug which causes Israeli Road Block to appear when Driver 2 clicks Tourist Information.

RoadMap8.0
–corrects software bug which enables K4 option for Driver 2’s My Toilet Kit menu instead of Super Sculpey.

RoadMap9.2
–corrects software bug which misidentifies MossiachMobile with Brooklyn tags as Ancient Jewish City Continuously Inhabited since 950 B.C.

RoadMap 10.3
–corrects software bug which misidentifies Wailing Wall as site of “Ali’s Original 9^th Century Hallal Handball Court.”

RoadMap12.7
–corrects system bug which causes 3,452 mile zig-zaggy blue line to appear on screen when Driver 2 clicks Show Me the Shortest Route from Hebron to Bethlehem.

RoadMap13.5
–corrects software bug which causes “Go Directly to Martyrdom” pop-up to appear when Driver 2 clicks “Camp Gaza” option in Things for Kids to Do Menu.

Further upgrades will be issued on an ongoing basis. Be patient. Developer has multiple projects and limited attention span.

NOTE: Fatal System Error which occurs when Driver 2 attempts to log-on using “arafat” as password, cannot be corrected.
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CIRCUMVENT!!
RoadMap will be deleted.
Drive will be zapped.