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| VOL. I NO. 2 | THE FAITH-BASED ISSUE | SEPTEMBER 15, 2003 |
Pentagon
Forms Divine Intervention
Task Force
The Department of Defense announced today the formation of a “Divine Intervention Force” to be known unofficially as Operation Jericho.
¶ This 1000-man force will be equipped with the new Joshua X5000 Sonic Blaster, the first of a new generation of weaponry developed by CREDA, the Christian Research Defense Agency, a faith-based thinktank funded by the Department of Justice.
¶ The force will be deployed on “Divine Intervention” missions to international troublespots where they will surround enemy cities, forts and military bases and “blow” their X5000s until “the walls come tumbling down, come tumbling down.”
ABOVE: Pentagon photo of Joshua X5000 Sonic Blaster.
© Max Singer 2003
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