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VOL. I NO. 2 THE FAITH-BASED ISSUE SEPTEMBER 15, 2003











  FAITH-BASED MATHEMATICS
ERRATA:
End of World Not As Near As Thought.

In the article entitled The End of the World is at Hand which has recently been appearing on this website, the Editors incorrectly stated that the End of the World would occur on September 5, 2003 at 4:53 p.m. Greenwich Mean Time.

The article should have read that the End of the World would occur on October 16, 2004, at 11:03 a.m Pacific Standard Time.
The Editors are sorry for any inconvenience due to the premature selling of all your worldly possessions, the euthanizing of your beloved pets or being prompted to finally actualize that shooting spree in downtown Salt Lake you’ve fantasized about ever since the Reverend Bob laid his “healing hands” on you in the Fourth Grade.
All tickets to the Mormon Tabernacle Choir’s End of the World Concert will be honored on the new date. Tickets to previously cancelled EOTW Concerts to be honored on an earliest-first basis.



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